Meet The Modern Caveman & Cavewomen

The time has come to meet the modern caveman and cavewomen, who, where, and what they are.

Most believe that the caveman disappeared millenniums ago, only to be replaced by the modern humanoids.

Not so, trust me the caveman saw the proverbial writing on the wall, with the progression of time the humanoids were progressively losing touch with everything that made they human. Surprisingly many of them were becoming couch potatoes, even though the couch hadn't been created yet. Some were even beginning to eat various grasses and grains, the same thing many animals eat in order to fatten up for the winter when the ground covers were not available.

But the intelligent caveman knew, to fatten up before winter was a death sentence, although we needed a certain amount of fat to keep us warm, the type of fat these humanoids were packing was not the same, it made them lethargic.

News flash!! The cavemen and cavewomen are still amongst you. You got it in your mind that they still look half human half ape, you couldn't be more wrong.

Today's cavemen and cavewomen adapted and assimilated into modern society but are still not of it.

You won't find them sitting on their ass watching mindless images on a television screen, who do you think taught Plato the Allegory of the Cave, which I highly recommend for aspiring cave-people.

Modern cavemen and cavewomen are to be found outside, doing things; the ass is for shitting not sitting.

Today they eat cow, not the cow's food, wild game, not the game's food. Most enjoy the chicken, not the chicken’s food, although the more rugged amongst us may be likely to enjoy the occasional insect, a reliable source of protein in a pinch.

Modern cavemen and cavewomen can be found at the beach, on the trails, on the lakes, at the top of slopes, not sitting on their pooper eating food that causes them to fart, the cologne of the vegetarian.

A note to women who boycott razors; that does not make you a modern cavewomen, just one who hasn't seen the benefit of the clean trimmed look. Caves were colder way back when; today modern heating systems allow us to remove unnecessary follicles.

Today's cavemen and cavewomen are healthy protein consuming active individuals, if you've never met one get up, get out, move, and change your diet. Before you no it they'll find you!